you've stolen a pizza my heart
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baekbitfestPrompt #: 4
Title: you've stolen a pizza my heart
Pairing: Baekhyun/Jongin
Summary:
If this was a porno, Jongin would be head waiter; either his nametag would read 'Mr. Foiiine' or he'd be wearing nothing but a waist apron; and he'd take Baekhyun right here on this table, pizza forgotten in favour of other appetites. Perhaps Baekhyun would lick oregano off his abs. But this is reality, a realm in which Baekhyun tends to mortify himself frequently, and he has just asked Jongin for a 'double penetration pizza' when he meant PEPPERONI PEPPERONI FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Author's Notes:
everyone kneads a few pizza puns in their life.
thank you to the Mods for being so patient with me, giving me an extension and being so encouraging <3 i had a lovely experience writing for this fest.
thank you to the prompter- for prompting kaibaek (!!!<333) and for such a SPLENDIFEROUS HILARIOUS prompt; it took me all of 0.3 seconds to fall in love with it and commit to pouring my soul into writing it and it was so much fun to write!! let me gift you this fic with all my heart ahbdjhvjak
a huge thank you to my betas, Sha and Setty! i love you girls >3> you noticed things in the fic i'd never have caught, and you motivated me until the finish line!
Title: you've stolen a pizza my heart
Pairing: Baekhyun/Jongin
Summary:
If this was a porno, Jongin would be head waiter; either his nametag would read 'Mr. Foiiine' or he'd be wearing nothing but a waist apron; and he'd take Baekhyun right here on this table, pizza forgotten in favour of other appetites. Perhaps Baekhyun would lick oregano off his abs. But this is reality, a realm in which Baekhyun tends to mortify himself frequently, and he has just asked Jongin for a 'double penetration pizza' when he meant PEPPERONI PEPPERONI FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Author's Notes:
everyone kneads a few pizza puns in their life.
thank you to the Mods for being so patient with me, giving me an extension and being so encouraging <3 i had a lovely experience writing for this fest.
thank you to the prompter- for prompting kaibaek (!!!<333) and for such a SPLENDIFEROUS HILARIOUS prompt; it took me all of 0.3 seconds to fall in love with it and commit to pouring my soul into writing it and it was so much fun to write!! let me gift you this fic with all my heart ahbdjhvjak
a huge thank you to my betas, Sha and Setty! i love you girls >3> you noticed things in the fic i'd never have caught, and you motivated me until the finish line!
